Match Report
Lyde Green Vets v North Bristol Colts


League Division 3


Lyde Green Vets


North Bristol Colts


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Match Reports

Lyde Green Vets Report;

"Lyde Green FC 1-2 North Bristol Colts Good morning sports fans! Firstly, apologies for missing the last match where I hear Tokes and Huba struggled without me. I’m back now, boys 👍 But, apologies also for putting you all through the horror of having to read Pellowe’s match report. What a joke! Where were the facts? Where was the passion? To be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking at it in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and being considerate to each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that his cat could have barfed up a better account of the day Arriving at the ground on time (unlike most others) it’s noted that everyone is still insistent on putting the posts up before getting changed. Is that not unusual to anyone else? Surely you get kitted up and then put the posts up? Why do it in your clothes? Just get changed and then do it. I don’t understand? If you all get changed first it also means that the likes of Doughtz can’t stroll up at 10 o’clock looking all brown and handsome and get away without helping out, and a few of you definitely needed helping out. A net not pegged down at one end, a crossbar put on the wrong way around at the other and Jason giving vital equipment away to the kids team. Jase, if I was going to trust anyone to count to 4 in our team it would be you mind With Tokes and Yan dropping out late in the week we headed into the game against decent opposition looking much stronger than usual. LG were definitely on top in the first 45 minutes and deserved to take the lead midway into the half. A good team move resulted in the ball finding the feet of Mike who put the ball past the onrushing keeper to find the back of the net HT 1-0 The second half saw us deal with a lot more pressure and it wasn’t long before Colts went 2-1 up. I can’t remember their first goal but Doughtz informed me in the pub after the game that Carter let his man go for the 2nd Final Score LGV 1-2 NBC More facts from the day - - Martin needs to get us more tape - Mike and Doughtz were putting in some terrible tackles - Mike had to ask his Daddy to pay his signing on fee - Tom ran the line for 90 minutes and didn’t complain once (Carts/Yan) - The showers burnt my head - Failure to play dressing room music again! - Looked much better once Carter went off injured - Nathan and Ian think they are too good to pay subs - The race is on for tour btch – Eddy Vs Dan! - MOTM – Dave B (For not scoring any goals I take it) - Donkey – Chris D (For not returning the death hat) Take note, Pellowe. That’s how it’s done Cheers Lee"

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